The Evening Zoo in the Country radio show is opening its gates and giving radio stations out there a golden chance to experience the wild world of the Zoo first-hand. The entrance fee is absolutely purr-fect - just pay whatever tickles your fancy through donations! Be there first to get on the air with the Zoo, before your cross town competitors does.
I hold a degree from BS University, specializing in World Domination. Initially, I aimed to leverage that degree for a pilot position, but that plan crashed. Then I considered being a DR. only to realize I had no patients, so then I picked up a mic and got serious.The story started in 1993 when I received a broadcasting degree from the now defunct, Brown Institute in Minneapolis, MN. At that time Brown Institute was the go to school for all radio stations looking for talent.Since landing my first job in Montana in 1993, I dedicated myself to the vibrant realm of terrestrial radio broadcasting, I developed expertise in various areas, including, but not limited to; radio on-air, production, imaging, promotions … and the list goes on fully embracing the rhythm of radio world. radio on-air, music director, production, imaging, promotions, sales … and the list goes on fully embracing the rhythm of the radio world.If you think I'm merely a radio enthusiast, think again! With a vivid imagination and a unique sense of humor, I proudly claim my title as the ultimate purveyor of laughter and music in the broadcasting world. Join me in exploring the enchanting universe of radio, where we celebrate the idea that… “We are ALL the same.” “Thanks for the Company. Grab yourself a soda and a smile on me. Help control the human population, have your spouse spade or neutered.” ~Cory Daniels
That’s NOT me or maybe it is?
… to Evening Zoo in the Country—your ultimate destination where comedy and country music collide in hilarious harmony. We deliver pure fun with no politics, no social media drama, and no commentary. Tune in for skits, parodies, and timeless tunes that keep you laughing.
The Evening Zoo in the Country thanks affiliate, KFXM in Redlands, Cherry Valley, CA.
Listen with our resizable pop-out player, move it or hide it while you work, because we don’t track you … the other podcast providers know who you are and where you live. We don’t wanna know anything about you, that’s just weird.
NOTE: Press stop on the one playing before starting the next player to avoid overlapping.
GET NOTIFIED
Rest assured, we won’t flood your inbox; we’re definitely not stalkers—at least, not that you know of. You’ll receive just one email for each show when our radio affiliates broadcast theirs. Thanks for playing along!
About
PARODIES
You’ve stumbled upon the place where we pretend to be professional and put together some parodies, but who are we kidding? This is just a collection of our attempts to show you we creative, but we’re really not.You’ve come to the right spot. So sit back, relax, and get ready for a whole lot of sass, sarcasm, and who knows, maybe some actual useful info to help you make an informed decision about these worthless parodies.
Chaos Cream
NOTE:Press stop on the one playing before starting the next player to avoid overlapping.
The staff was hired directly out of prison and you cannot escape from their good ideas. It's the staff in the Evening Zoo in the Country that makes the record go round and round.
SKITS
BS University Dean
Joe Potin' Soil Kingfish
Petty Peoples Court
Judge Sassy McSasserson
Listen to Slapps Happy, Depressed Secretary, Reporting from Sammich Hill
Breaking News
Ludicrous Larry reports all the breaking news as it happen.
Listen to the Last Class from BS University.
Ludicrous Larry
Depressed Secretary
Slapps Happy
Listen to Slapps Happy, Depressed Secretary, Reporting from Sammich Hill
Solving the casses like the stolen leaf blower or Bubba stealing Alice’s inflatable pool.
REQUEST a SONG
Have a question, a thought, or simply want to say hello? We're all ears and ready to listen! Whether you have something significant to discuss or just want to share a funny meme, we're here for you.Send us a message below, and we'll respond quicker than you can say, "Oops, I sent that to the wrong person!" Rest assured, we’re friendly—unless you happen to be a slice of pizza, in which case, we might just compete for you. We look forward to hearing from you!
Welcome Radio Stations …… You’ve come to the right place because we’re about to tell you everything you never knew you needed to know.Here, we’ll drop all the essential details: who we are, why we’re amazing, and why you should be airing our show on your station. We’re pretty much the coolest show on the planet (no bias), and prepare to be enlightened. Get comfy … You might be here a while. But don’t worry – we’ll try to keep it as entertaining as we are.
With our hourly music wheel, you will not hear the same as other stations because we only use the chart as a guide, which makes us a leader NOT a follower.Current music wheel …CurrentRecurrent 2000'sCurrentRecurrent 1990'sCurrentRecurrent 1980'sCurrentHibernateRinse and Repeat
HOURLY MUSIC WHEEL
Our content will steer clear of politics, social media and commentary, ensuring a focus solely on the listener. The music will also differ from the typical top 40 hits, and we will maintain a strict … for adults over 16 for all material.
OUR CONTENT
The pricing for the Evening Zoo in the Country is ideal for your station, as it relies on donations. If your station is looking for a branded show, Any donation would help but, we do ask for maybe … mmm … a monthly donation of $50.00. NO pressure, just an option. We're here to support your station's success, so reach out to us before your competitors do, as this show is exclusive to your market.
OUR PRICE
Our broadcasting policy involves excluding songs with explicit language to avoid the time-consuming task of editing out profanity. We exclusively feature music from distribution services like Promo Only & CDX to guarantee that explicit content is not included in our selection.
MUSIC SELECTIONS
Our contract is designed to be straight forward and easy to understand, eliminating the need for a lawyer to be involved in the process because we only require all participants …•To complete the confirmation log online, as this provides transparency and proof of compliance to other clients. You can opt out of this process. •If you wish to cancel the contract, we kindly ask for a two weeks' notice to allow for proper adjustments. •Please note that the content is a production of SoundtraX Express Broadcasting and is distributed to multiple stations, making it challenging to make significant changes. However, we value and consider your input seriously.•The Evening Zoo in the Country requests that our logo and link be displayed on the front page of your website, and we will reciprocate this request. •Any additional terms or conditions can be added to the contract, provided that both parties are in agreement.
… to Evening Zoo in the Country—your ultimate destination where comedy and country music collide in hilarious harmony. We deliver pure fun with no politics, no social media drama, and no commentary. Tune in for skits, parodies, and timeless tunes that keep you laughing.
The Evening Zoo in the Country radio show is opening its gates and giving radio stations out there a golden chance to experience the wild world of the Zoo first-hand. The entrance fee is absolutely purr-fect - just pay whatever tickles your fancy through donations! Be there first to get on the air with the Zoo, before your cross town competitors does.
The Evening Zoo in the Country thanks affiliate, KFXM in Redlands, Cherry Valley, CA.
Listen with our resizable pop-out player, move it or hide it while you work, because we don’t track you … the other podcast providers know who you are and where you live. We don’t wanna know anything about you, that’s just weird.
NOTE: Press stop on the one playing before starting the next player to avoid overlapping.
GET NOTIFIED
Rest assured, we won’t flood your inbox; we’re definitely not stalkers—at least, not that you know of. You’ll receive just one email for each show when our radio affiliates broadcast theirs. Thanks for playing along!
I hold a degree from BS University, specializing in World Domination. Initially, I aimed to leverage that degree for a pilot position, but that plan crashed. Then I considered being a DR. only to realize I had no patients, so then I picked up a mic and got serious.The story started in 1993 when I received a broadcasting degree from the now defunct, Brown Institute in Minneapolis, MN. At that time Brown Institute was the go to school for all radio stations looking for talent.Since landing my first job in Montana in 1993, I dedicated myself to the vibrant realm of terrestrial radio broadcasting, I developed expertise in various areas, including, but not limited to; radio on-air, production, imaging, promotions … and the list goes on fully embracing the rhythm of radio world. radio on-air, music director, production, imaging, promotions, sales … and the list goes on fully embracing the rhythm of the radio world.If you think I'm merely a radio enthusiast, think again! With a vivid imagination and a unique sense of humor, I proudly claim my title as the ultimate purveyor of laughter and music in the broadcasting world. Join me in exploring the enchanting universe of radio, where we celebrate the idea that… “We areALL the same.” “Thanks for the Company. Grab yourself a soda and a smile on me. Help control the human population, have your spouse spade or neutered.” ~Cory Daniels
That’s NOT me or maybe it is?
About
PARODIES
You’ve stumbled upon the place where we pretend to be professional and put together some parodies, but who are we kidding? This is just a collection of our attempts to show you we creative, but we’re really not.You’ve come to the right spot. So sit back, relax, and get ready for a whole lot of sass, sarcasm, and who knows, maybe some actual useful info to help you make an informed decision about these worthless parodies.
Chaos Cream
NOTE: Press stop on the one playing before starting the next player to avoid overlaping.
The staff was hired directly out of prison and you cannot escape from their good ideas. It's the staff in the Evening Zoo in the Country that makes the record go round and round.
the show
Welcome … small-mid sized radio markets. You’ve come to the right place because we’re about to tell you everything you never knew you needed to know.Here, we’ll drop all the essential details: who we are, why we’re amazing, and why you should be airing our show on your station. We’re pretty much the coolest show on the planet (no bias), and prepare to be enlightened. Get comfy … You might be here a while. But don’t worry – we’ll try to keep it as entertaining as we are.
Our contract is designed to be straight forward and easy to understand. We will eliminate the need for a lawyer to be involved in the process because we only require all participants to …To complete the confirmation log online, as this provides transparency and proof of compliance to other clients. You can opt out of this process. If you wish to cancel the contract, we kindly ask for a two weeks' notice to allow for proper adjustments. Please note that the content is a production of SoundtraX Express and is distributed to multiple stations, making it challenging to make significant changes. However, we value and consider your input seriously.The Evening Zoo in the Country requests that our logo and link be displayed on the front page of your website, and we will reciprocate this request. Any additional terms or conditions can be added to the contract, provided that both parties are in agreement.
OUR CONTRACT
Our content will steer clear of politics, social media and commentary, ensuring a focus solely on the listener. The music will also differ from the typical top 40 hits, and we will maintain a strict … for adults over 16 for all material.
OUR CONTENT
CONTACT US
With our hourly music wheel, you will not hear the same as other stations because we only use the chart as a guide, which makes us a leader NOT a follower.Current music wheel …CurrentRecurrent 2000'sCurrentRecurrent 1990'sCurrentRecurrent 1980'sCurrentHibernateRinse and Repeat
HOURLY MUSIC WHEEL
The pricing for the Evening Zoo in the Country is ideal for your station, as it relies on donations. If your station is looking for a branded show, Any donation would help but, we do ask for maybe a monthly donation of $50.00. NO pressure, just an option.We're here to support your station's success, so reach out to us before your competitors do, as this show is exclusive to your market.